The Upfronts

17 05 2008

In which, the major networks announce their fall primetime schedules, including tentative launch dates for new programming during the third week of May.

And now.

We’ve got them all.

ABC

MONDAY

8:00 p.m. “Dancing with the Stars”
9:30 p.m. “Samantha Who?”
10:00 p.m. “Boston Legal”

TUESDAY

8:00 p.m. “Opportunity Knocks”
9:00 p.m. “Dancing with the Stars the Results Show”
10:00 p.m. “Eli Stone”

WEDNESDAY

8:00 p.m. “Pushing Daisies”
9:00 p.m. “Private Practice”
10:00 p.m. “Dirty Sexy Money”

THURSDAY

8:00 p.m. “Ugly Betty”
9:00 p.m. “Grey’s Anatomy”
10:00 p.m. “Life on Mars”

FRIDAY

8:00 p.m. “Wife Swap”
9:00 p.m. “Supernanny”
10:00 p.m. “20/20”

SATURDAY

8:00 p.m. “Saturday Night College Football”

SUNDAY

7:00 p.m. “America’s Funniest Home Videos”
8:00 p.m. “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition”
9:00 p.m. “Desperate Housewives”
10:00 p.m. “Brothers & Sisters”

CBS

SUNDAY

7:00 p.m. “60 Minutes”
8:00 p.m. “The Amazing Race”
9:00 p.m. “Cold Case”
10:00 p.m. “The Unit”

MONDAY

8:00 p.m. “The Big Bang Theory”
8:30 p.m. “How I Met Your Mother”
9:00 p.m. “Two and a Half Men”
9:30 p.m. “Worst Week”
10:00 p.m. “CSI: Miami”

TUESDAY

8:00 p.m. “NCIS”
9:00 p.m. “The Mentalist”
10:00 p.m. “Without a Trace”

WEDNESDAY

8:00 p.m. “The New Adventures of Old Christine”
8:30 p.m. “Project Gary”
9:00 p.m. “Criminal Minds”
10:00 p.m. “CSI: NY”

THURSDAY

8:00 p.m. “Survivor”
9:00 pm. “CSI”
10:00 p.m. “The Eleventh Hour”

FRIDAY

8:00 p.m. “Ghost Whisperer”
9:00 p.m. “The Ex List”
10:00 p.m. “Numb3rs”

SATURDAY

Crime show repeats and “48 Hours Mystery,” as usual.

CW

SUNDAY

Nothing’s been announced yet.

MONDAY

8:00 p.m. “Gossip Girl”
9:00 p.m. “One Tree Hill”

TUESDAY

8:00 p.m. “90210”
9:00 p.m. “Surviving the Filthy Rich.”

WEDNESDAY

8:00 p.m. “America’s Next Top Model”
9:00 p.m. “Stylista”

THURSDAY

8:00 p.m. “Smallville”
9:00 p.m. “Supernatural”

FRIDAY

8:00 p.m. “Everybody Hates Chris”
8:30 p.m. “The Game”
9:00 p.m. “Top Model” repeats

FOX

SUNDAY

8:00 p.m. “The Simpsons”
8:30 p.m. “King of the Hill”
9:00 p.m. “Family Guy”
9:30 p.m. “American Dad”

MONDAY

8:00 p.m. “Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles”
9:00 p.m. “Prison Break”

TUESDAY

8:00 p.m. “House”
9:00 p.m. “Fringe”

WEDNESDAY

8:00 p.m. “Bones”
9:00 p.m. “Til Death”
9:30 p.m. “Do Not Disturb”

THURSDAY

8:00 p.m. “The Moment of Truth”
9:00 p.m. “Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares”

FRIDAY

8:00 p.m. “Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?”
9:00 p.m. “Don’t Forget The Lyrics!”

SATURDAY

8:00 p.m. “Cops”
9:00 p.m. “America’s Most Wanted”

NBC

SUNDAY

7:00 p.m. “Football Night in America”
8:20 p.m. “NBC Sunday Night Football”

MONDAY

8:00 p.m. “Chuck”
9:00 p.m. “Heroes”
10:00 p.m. “My Own Worst Enemy”

TUESDAY

8:00 p.m. “The Biggest Loser: Families”
9:30 p.m. “Kath & Kim”
10:00 p.m. “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit”

WEDNESDAY

8:00 p.m. “Knight Rider”
9:00 p.m. “Deal or No Deal”
10 p.m. “Lipstick Jungle”

THURSDAY

8:00 p.m. “My Name Is Earl”
8:30 p.m. “30 Rock”
9:00 p.m. “The Office”
9:30 p.m. “The Office”/ “SNL THURSDAY NIGHT LIVE”
10:00 p.m. “ER”

FRIDAY

8:00 p.m. “Crusoe”
9:00 p.m. “Deal or No Deal”
10:00 p.m. “Life”

SATURDAY

8:00 p.m. “Dateline NBC”
9:00 p.m. “Knight Rider” (Encores)
10:00 p.m. “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” (Encores)

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2 responses

17 05 2008
fredsolo

What a bunch of crappy TV?! I think I’d rather stab myself in the eyes than watch most this horse poop.

21 05 2008
Sethrow

ABC will now be officially known as “The Vagina Nework”.

That is all.




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